Easily Distracted, Mostly By Birds Women's Relaxed Bird T-Shirt

$32.00

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About this Design

Easily Distracted, Mostly By Birds. This design is an honest confession that every birder can relate to, the constant pull of feathered distractions that derail even the most focused moments. Whether you're mid-conversation, trying to concentrate on work, or attempting to accomplish literally anything outdoors, the appearance of a bird will instantly redirect your attention. It's not a character flaw, it's a feature of being a birder, and this shirt wears that truth with pride. Because let's be honest: if you're easily distracted, it's probably mostly by birds, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

About Birding Distractions

For birders, distractibility isn't a bug, it's a highly developed skill that allows you to notice movement, color, and behavior that others completely miss. This heightened awareness means that while non-birders are focused on their tasks, you're the one who spots the hawk soaring overhead, the warbler flitting through the bushes, or the unusual plumage on what everyone else assumes is "just a sparrow." This constant state of bird-readiness is what separates casual observers from true birders, and it's why you can identify a bird by its silhouette in your peripheral vision while simultaneously pretending to pay attention to whatever else is happening. It's not that you can't focus, you're just focusing on the most important things: birds.

Perfect For

This relaxed-fit tee is ideal for birders who've accepted that their attention span is permanently tuned to avian frequencies, nature lovers who've been called out for not paying attention (when really, they're paying attention to birds), and anyone who's ever had to apologize for losing their train of thought mid-sentence because a bird appeared. Wear it on birding trips where your distractibility is an asset, casual outings where you want to preemptively explain why you keep looking up, or work-from-home days when you're definitely not watching the feeder instead of your screen. It's perfect for bird club meetings where everyone understands, nature walks where distractions are the whole point, or any time you want to celebrate the fact that being easily distracted by birds is actually a sign of excellent priorities.

Fabric & Fit

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester)
  • Relaxed fit for comfortable, easy wear
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction for durability
  • Crew neck
  • Soft, smooth fabric for all-day comfort

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