Easily Distracted, Mostly by Birds Women’s Relaxed V-neck Bird T-shirt

$33.00

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About this Design

Easily Distracted, Mostly by Birds. The most accurate self-assessment you'll ever wear. This cheerful design features a happy little smiley face gazing up at a flock of birds, perfectly capturing that moment when your brain just... leaves. Mid-conversation, mid-task, mid-anything, it doesn't matter. If there's a bird, you're gone. And honestly, can you blame yourself? There are just so many of them, doing so many interesting things, literally everywhere you look.

About Birding

Once you start noticing birds, you can't stop; it's a beautiful affliction that turns every outdoor space into a potential distraction zone. That sparrow hopping around the café patio? Fascinating. The robin pulling up a worm in the grassy median? Must observe. The mystery little brown bird flitting through the trees while someone's trying to tell you an important story? Sorry, what were you saying? Birding doesn't just give you a new hobby; it fundamentally rewires your attention span, and there's no going back.

Perfect For

This V-neck is perfect for birders who've accepted their fate as perpetually distracted individuals, nature lovers who've stopped apologizing for zoning out mid-conversation (we have a different shirt for that ;)), and anyone who's ever had to explain that yes, they really were just staring at a bird for the last five minutes. Wear it on casual birding outings when you want to look cute while being completely unreliable, to social gatherings where you'll inevitably get distracted by the birds outside the window, or literally anywhere you want to preemptively explain your inevitable lack of focus. It's an ideal gift for the birder in your life who's terrible at maintaining attention (unless there's a bird involved), a fellow nature enthusiast who gets it, or yourself; because you've earned the right to own your distractibility with pride.

Fabric & Fit

  • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Soft and lightweight fabric for all-day comfort
  • Relaxed fit for easy, flattering wear
  • Classic V-neck adds a touch of style
  • Side-seamed construction for durability

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