Easily Distracted, Mostly by Birds Unisex Bird Hoodie

$55.00

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About this Design

Easily Distracted, Mostly by Birds. This design perfectly captures the universal birder experience of trying to focus on literally anything else while birds are doing their thing nearby (which is always). Whether you're mid-conversation, working on an important task, or attempting to accomplish basic daily activities, the moment a bird appears, all bets are off. This hilarious hoodie is a relatable confession that resonates with anyone who's ever stopped mid-sentence to say "wait, what was that?" or completely lost their train of thought because a junco just landed in the tree overhead. If we're keeping it real, we are just easily distracted, and hey, if you can't be your authentic self, what's the point really? Ooh, a bird!

About Birding

Birding transforms ordinary moments into opportunities for discovery and wonder, sharpening our observation skills while connecting us to the natural rhythms of migration, breeding seasons, and the changing landscape around us. The "problem" (if you can call it that) is that once you start paying attention to birds, you literally cannot stop, your brain becomes permanently tuned to movement, sounds, and silhouettes, making it nearly impossible to walk past a window, drive down a street, or have a conversation outdoors without being distracted by our feathered friends. Whether you're a lister chasing rare species, a backyard birder enjoying your feeder visitors, or somewhere in between, the birding community understands and celebrates this beautiful curse of perpetual distraction, because honestly, being easily distracted by birds is one of the best problems a person can have.

Perfect For

Birders who've lost count of how many times they've been called out for not paying attention, nature enthusiasts who understand that birds are always the priority, anyone who's ever been mid-sentence and completely forgotten what they were saying because a bird flew by, and people who've accepted that their attention span is directly correlated to bird activity. Wear it on chilly birding trips when you want fellow birders to laugh in recognition while staying warm, cool evenings when you need to explain why you keep stopping mid-stride, casual outings when you're inevitably going to get distracted anyway, or anywhere you want to own the fact that yes, you are easily distracted. Perfect for those who know that being distracted by birds isn't a character flaw, it's a sign that you're paying attention to the right things in life.

Fabric & Fit

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • Unisex sizing
  • Soft, cozy, and hilarious
  • IMPORTANT: This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size for a roomier fit

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